The (Un)Daily Gyaru - Season 53

The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Festa della Repubblica

It’s been a whole year, and there are a lot more characters with Italian heritage now.

… and for the occasion, Rhia tried to “cooka da pizza”! 🤌

Rhia: “Cassy, mun?! You sure you were tellin’ me the right time, like?”
Cassy: “Of course! Melly’s take 20 minutes on the dot. Why?” 🤔
Rhia: “Burnt to a crisp it is, mun!”
Cassy: “Huh? How? 12 minutes to heat the oven and then about 8 till it’s done.”
Rhia: “Ych a fi! Why’d you include the time to preheat the oven, mind?!”

The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Fox Girl Flexoff!

Mio and Koyanskaya (of Light) flexing off.

Mio: “Who’s the biggest vixen around, like?”
“That would be me!”
Mio: “I’m not talkin’ about height, innit? Y twpsyn!”
“Neither am I!”
Mio: “You’re proper dreamin’, mun!”

Rhia: “Alright kids, someone’s gotta show you what a BIG vixen looks like, innit?”
Melanie: “But keep her in your pants, Kitty!”
Rhia: “Where’s the fun in tha’, bach?!?”
Melanie: “Don’t embarrass your daughter in front of her friend. Act your age.”
Rhia: “Me age? We’re long-lived folk, mind! I’m still in me prime, tidy as!”
Melanie: “Sure you are, Kitty.”
Rhia: “I’ll show you tonight, bach!”
Ciri: “NO YOU DUN’T… not while you’re sleeping in me and Mio’s flat, mind!”
Rhia: “Dun’t be difficult, Dwtty!”
Melanie: “We never had any complaints while we lived here. The walls are thick.”
Mio: “That’s what you thought, like.”
“Wha… what a lovely family.”

The (Un)Daily Gyaru: Making Contact!

“Hey, Ciri! Want to come to my lab and take a look at my massive flask collection?!”
Ciri: “Urghhh… Erm… I’m sorry, mun! Dun’t have a moment today, I’m very busy, like.”

“I fucked that up, didn’t I?”
Fiona: “Aye, pal! Tha’ was a pure boorach, ken?”
Yuki: “You… you can do better than that, Kazu-kun… right?!” 😣
“I got a little nervous, alright?”
Fiona: “Dinnae fash yersel’, pal. Ye’ll get anither chance, an’ Ah’ll pit in a guid word fer ye.”
Yuki: “We… we believe in you, Kazu-kun!” ☺️
Yuki: “Maybe you should ask Mimi for some hints?”
Fiona: “Ah wouldnae dae tha’, pal, unless ye’re keen tae ken whit no’ tae dae under ony circumstances.”

Later, Kazuya is alone, back at his desk…

(Your flask collection… your DAMNED flask collection…)
(What are you, a middle schooler?)
(Why are you always like this… It’s not like you don’t know how to talk to other people, so why do you mess up when it’s with her…)
(I should get back to work… not gonna change what happened anyway…)
(Maybe… I should offer her something as an apology… but… maybe I should ask Prof Kanayama…)

… later, in Cassy’s office.

Cassy: “You asked what?!?” 😨
Cassy: “You’re usually such a smart student… and Yu-tan says you can be pretty normal.”
“Can be?”
Cassy: “Mhmmm… but let me think…” 🤔
Cassy: “She likes reading, just like Melly, and… making stuff… like Rhi-Rhi, and she loves Capybaras…”
Cassy: “Ohh! How about a book that teaches her to make Capybara figurines by hand?” 😁
“That is… very specific…”
“I might ask her sister for a second opinion.”
Cassy: “Ehhh?! You don’t like the idea?” 😓
“I’m not sure if this even exists…”
Cassy: “Treat it as a research project.” 😉
“Thanks, Professor…”

… in the hospital where Mio works.

“Hey, Nurse Arianwen, Yuki told me I should ask you about your si—”
“WHAT THE FUCK!”
Mio: “Lembo! Ever heard o’ privacy, mun?!”
“This is a standard room with multiple beds and I fucking knocked!”
Mio: “The patient weren’t keen on supplements an’ injections, see, so I reckoned this’s the best way to sort their calcium deficit, like.”
“Yeah, I bet he thinks so too…”
Mio: “You wanted to know somethin’ about me chwaer, did you?”
“Chwae, what? Anyway, I need a present for an apology.”
Mio: “How about a tidy cock sock, like? She’d look proper cute with one o’ those, mind!”
(sigh) “Looks like I’m alone with this…”
(Not like Fiona didn’t warn me.)
“But… could you tell me the exact size for… cataloging?”
Mio: “Cataloging, eh? A right perv, you are, innit?”