The Daily Gyaru: Youkai
“That seems pretty random…”
Eh… Monday is the “out of the ordinary day,” and Youkai are cool!
“If you say so“*🙄
You don’t think?
“Nah… Mom & Dad ruined my interest in mythology and folklore for all eternity.”
Kassiopeia, it’s just a name.
“THE WORST NAME IN HUMAN HISTORY!!!“🤬
(note: those are in order Kappa, Oni, Nure-Onna, Ittan-momen/Flying Bolt… loosely based on the Nioh 2 designs more than actual folklore) (with a classic Succubus as bonus)
The Daily Gyaru: Memes
“Muooh… why is this so difficult? 😡This challenge wasn’t made for girls my size!”
“Hey, look, I found a good use for Mom and Dad’s history books!”😉
“That doesn’t even make any sense!” 🤔
🤷 It’s a meme combo…
The Daily Gyaru: Sweet Tooth
“This is my favorite cake in town… no, the whole world”🤤
“But how many should I eat?”🤔
“Let’s see… considering my metabolic rate and average daily calorie consumption and if I run to university and back tomorrow…”
“Ah… let’s just say three cakes should be fine, they’ve been getting awfully small recently anyway.”
Cassy loves cake, and apparently, the cake loves her too!
The Daily Gyaru: Summer Rain
“I told you we should bring an umbrella, now look at us!”
“Eh…?😳 Don’t… look that closely…” 👉👈
“Let’s… just take shelter under that tree, till the rain is over…”
“(and maybe I’ll pin you against that tree with the boobs you’ve been staring at so hard…)”😏💞
The Daily Gyaru: Dreaming of Senpai
“Yuko Sepai, I have already finished all the documentation for the experiment!”
“ZZZzzzzz”😴
“Eh… do I want a reward?”😳
“How about a kiss?… No, not just a peck on the cheek… zzzZZzz”😴
The Daily Gyaru: Hasshaku-Gyaru-sama
“Have you heard the urban legend about Hasshaku-sama? As the name suggests, she’s an 8 shaku (*basically feet) tall woman prowling rural towns on summer nights searching for a man.”
… Cassy continues to give a fairly inaccurate retelling of the actual story…
“… and then they lived happily ever after… and… had lots of sex!” 😋
“Is that how the story goes?”
“That’s how my story goes!”😤
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The Daily Gyaru: Gothic Cassy
“Not what you expected?”🤔
“Are you not aware of the GermanPolish cult RPG Gothic from 2001? With its extremely immersive and grounded world, jank controls and mechanics, as well as iconic German Polish voice acting?”
Well… too bad I guess.”😜 … “Muooh… I forgot how poorly designed and fleshed-out the female ‘characters’ in this game were. Seriously, one single line of dialogue shared between all five?”🤬
Bonus: (Scuffed) Welcome to the Colony
If you know, you know. Yes, I indeed decided to close this series with a bunch of niche jokes about an old “eurojank” RPG!
